February 2012
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I’m adopting string cheese as the official sponsor of AMY’S TENDENCY TO EAT SNACKS CONSTANTLY WHILE SHE’S PREPARING AN ACTUAL MEAL
AGH I’M ON STUMBLEUPON GOING THROUGH THE “PARANORMAL” STUFF AND FREAKING MYSELF OUT
WHYWHYWHYWHWY
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I just took all the cushions out of the couch and vacuumed under them, then moved the couch away from the wall and vacuumed behind it.
I think it was the most adult thing I have ever done in my entire life!
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Lord of the Rangs?
subtlelikeat-rex:
God dammit Rick…
#thank god I am not the only one that dwelled on it.
GOD NO I HAD TO REWATCH IT TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK HE WAS SAYING
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here's the ugly truth, all
nom-chompsky:
you want to think you’re well-loved and creative like leslie
you want to think you’re an attractive and endearing numbers robot nerd like ben
you want to think you don’t give a fuck like ron
you want to think you’re hilarious with a lake house and a benz and men to fill it like donna
you want to think your dry humor cuts to the core like april
you want to think that every...
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NBC COMEDY COMMUNITY FEATURING OSCAR WINNER JIM...
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I wish the Decemberists were at this awards show...
just cause
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I watched a livestream of the red carpet for like 20 minutes and managed to see Gary Oldman and Jason Segel THAT’S A WIN AND NOW I’M DONE
‘My application’s not bought,’ I am telling them, calling into the darkness of...
– from the opening of Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace (via foolishoptimism)
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Benedict Cumberbatch to play The Master on Doctor Who! http://www.express.co.uk/features/view/304650
Wholock fans Hit the ceiling
LEGITIMATE SCREAMIIIING!
SCREAMING
WHAT
WHAT
NO
IF THIS TURNS OUT TO BE NOT TRUE I WILL BE SO SAD YOU CAN’T TELL ME THIS AND TAKE IT AWAY FROM ME LATER
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Matthew is great. He’s watched like 2 episodes of Supernatural with me and he is already spouting Cas quotes.
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To the person knocking on my landlord’s door,
Buddy, it’s been like 10 minutes. Nobody’s answered the door yet. It’s clear that your shouting has also failed to rouse anybody from the apartment, so maybe give it a rest.
I’m not going to be able to leave my apartment until I know there’s nobody in the hallway, so please just be on your way or I’ll be late...
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